Do you get your jollies from balancing an ill-fitting set of Christmas antlers on the head of poor Mr. Woof, only to have him shake them off the moment you grab the camera for his holiday portrait?
Does wrestling a Santa hat over Ms. Kitty's flattened ears fill you (or her) with Yuletide merriment?
Does searching and searching and searching for a Hanukkah costume for your pet inspire you to dance the hora with joy?
If so, leave this website now and go get yourself some therapy. FAST!
But if you're like most of us, who annually gnash our teeth and rend our garments at the thought of creating the perfect holiday pet portrait without losing our minds or harming our pets (or their pride!) in the process, read on...
BeastieGreetings promises a more humane holiday for you and yours.
Send or e-mail us a simple au natural photo and we'll do all the work, whether you'd like your dog bedecked with antlers, your cat in a hat, your horse donning a festive wreath or your mynah bird on a menorah.
...or...
You can set your pet against the holiday background of your choice: in a Christmas stocking, atop a snow-covered chimney, even in the manger itself.
Or any combination.
We promise you many options.
(And we'll return your photo, undamaged!)
Select from a sampling of our Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa holiday messages or write your own.
Choose from a selection of type styles and borders.
Canines, felines, horses, hamsters, ferrets, fish or fowl... Feature one Beastie or a menagerie -- even your favorite human animals are allowed!
Party invitations? Other needs?
Feature your Beastie there, too!
All on high-quality, heavyweight card stock with envelopes, wrapped in ribbon.
And all at lower cost than many a box of impersonal store-bought cards.
BeastieGreetings
for…
= Pets who won't "play dress-up"
= That great photo you have of your pet—with the awful background. We'll fix it!
= Multi-pet households where only one pet "smiles at the camera" in group photos--we'll combine the best on one card
= A great gift idea for any pet lover!
Please contact us to discuss the wide array of card styles from which to choose. And remember: We design our cards around you and your Beastie. Guaranteed one-of-a-kind!
SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE FOR A LIST OF POSSIBILITIES.
If you have any questions at all, have a special request or want to join our totally private mailing list to keep you up to date, please click here or on "Louie the Maildog," below.
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Let us put your pet in the picture!
A portion of all BeastieGreetings profits is donated to animal welfare or the nonprofit group of your choice.
